var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7019707-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @thelifeofryan)http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutn9gb0OF1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Audrey bought me this gorgeous old Indian water pipe for the holidays.  Sooo pretty!  Can’t wait to smoke it :]</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/288111201http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/288111201Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:12:52 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudghmGI5k1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Junior Thesis No. 2</b>: Hermes and the Po-Po</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/275772607http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/275772607Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:24:00 -0500<p>Hello, nippleitis.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/272191668http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/272191668Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:47:52 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku8wz7NSGX1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What the cuss?</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/272033434http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/272033434Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:33:07 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4akgQ5q91qa5uhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://posthumanism.tumblr.com/post/268793266/youd-think-that-getting-up-at-6-am-would-have-one" target="_blank">posthumanism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you’d think that getting up at 6 AM would have one in bed by now. I think my eyeballs will probably dissolve before I manage REM sleep.</p> <p>I CUT MY HAIR THOUGH (about time)</p> </blockquote> <p>WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS?</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/269299339http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/269299339Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:59:58 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku545avwXh1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My memory’s still a bit fuzzy, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume that last night was pretty awesome.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/269264009http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/269264009Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:17:34 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3pgwBL1g1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some fairies are just too fat to fly. And too ugly.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/268249509http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/268249509Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:02:56 -0500<p>Let’s pass a “no shellfish” bill and see how you like it, you cowardly, lobster-eating, bible-toting bigots.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/266860363http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/266860363Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:02:00 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzr94UJUu1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is the closest I will ever get to kicking Miley Cyrus in the face.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/265256043http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/265256043Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:51:04 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktyj5xXHN81qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Junior Thesis No. 1: Medusa and the Optometrist</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/264472423http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/264472423Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:58:00 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxroe4Pdr1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This was not a good idea.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/263746406http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/263746406Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:05:02 -0500<p>- Mom</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/261872429http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/261872429Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:02:32 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkxk4gb141qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Johnny Depp!  (Super quick class assignment)</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/254679387http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/254679387Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:43:00 -0500<p>I found a broken piñata on the sidewalk.  The candy was still everywhere.  <i>Score</i>.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/245000683http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/245000683Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:26:18 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kszm3a3sfX1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just finished the album art for Professor Soap :] Chill out and take a listen at myspace.com/professorsoap</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/241290599http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/241290599Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:25:00 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuvroaGhD1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Freud brand condoms.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/238293545http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/238293545Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:07:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/236664537/tumblr_ksryfjd10E1qztdsm&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Track Two:</b> Raindrops.</p> <p>Nearly done with my album. Chill out, man.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/236664537http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/236664537Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:11:43 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksplp3ph6T1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Dinner Guest</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/235334797http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/235334797Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:41:27 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235332542/tumblr_kspljxWEip1qztdsm&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Track Six:</b> Climates and Clouds.</p> <p>Nearly done with my album. Chill out, man.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/235332542http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/235332542Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:38:21 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslt33G8vZ1qztdsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW…WPIYN.</p> <p>gratuitous picture of yourself wednesday… with pencils in your nose.</p>http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/233203399http://thelifeofryan.tumblr.com/post/233203399Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:30:39 -0500