Originally Posted By posthumanism

posthumanism:

you’d think that getting up at 6 AM would have one in bed by now. I think my eyeballs will probably dissolve before I manage REM sleep.
I CUT MY HAIR THOUGH (about time)

WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS?

posthumanism:

you’d think that getting up at 6 AM would have one in bed by now. I think my eyeballs will probably dissolve before I manage REM sleep.

I CUT MY HAIR THOUGH (about time)

WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS?

My memory’s still a bit fuzzy, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume that last night was pretty awesome.

My memory’s still a bit fuzzy, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume that last night was pretty awesome.

Some fairies are just too fat to fly. And too ugly.

Some fairies are just too fat to fly. And too ugly.

Really, New York? Really?

Let’s pass a “no shellfish” bill and see how you like it, you cowardly, lobster-eating, bible-toting bigots.

This is the closest I will ever get to kicking Miley Cyrus in the face.

This is the closest I will ever get to kicking Miley Cyrus in the face.

Junior Thesis No. 1: Dr. Rueschenfreud’s Surprise

Junior Thesis No. 1: Dr. Rueschenfreud’s Surprise

This was not a good idea.

This was not a good idea.

"I don't drink beer. I just like the smell of it on a man."

- Mom

Johnny Depp!  (Super quick class assignment)

Johnny Depp!  (Super quick class assignment)

Last Night

I found a broken piñata on the sidewalk.  The candy was still everywhere.  Score.

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