Originally Posted By posthumanism

posthumanism: you’d think that getting up at 6 AM would have one in bed by now. I think my eyeballs will probably dissolve before I manage REM sleep. I CUT MY HAIR THOUGH (about time) WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS?

posthumanism:

you’d think that getting up at 6 AM would have one in bed by now. I think my eyeballs will probably dissolve before I manage REM sleep.

I CUT MY HAIR THOUGH (about time)

WHY ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS?

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My memory’s still a bit fuzzy, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume that last night was pretty awesome.

My memory’s still a bit fuzzy, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume that last night was pretty awesome.

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Some fairies are just too fat to fly. And too ugly.

Some fairies are just too fat to fly. And too ugly.

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Really, New York? Really?

Let’s pass a “no shellfish” bill and see how you like it, you cowardly, lobster-eating, bible-toting bigots.

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This is the closest I will ever get to kicking Miley Cyrus in the face.

This is the closest I will ever get to kicking Miley Cyrus in the face.

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Junior Thesis No. 1: Dr. Rueschenfreud’s Surprise

Junior Thesis No. 1: Dr. Rueschenfreud’s Surprise

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This was not a good idea.

This was not a good idea.

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"I don't drink beer. I just like the smell of it on a man."

- Mom

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Johnny Depp!  (Super quick class assignment)

Johnny Depp!  (Super quick class assignment)

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Last Night

I found a broken piñata on the sidewalk.  The candy was still everywhere.  Score.

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